homework

The act of having sex, disguised as an innocent activity that many children are forced to do.

"Did you do your homework last night?"
- "Did you have sex last night"

"Did you take her pencil?"
- "Did you take her virginity?"

"That was the hardest homework in a long time."
- "That was the hardest sex I've had in a while."

"Is that your study buddy?"
- "Is that your fuck buddy?"