Mattimus Maximus's definitions
It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.
"Bae, we should totally crotch."
"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine
Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine
Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015
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