MatthewBHShort's definitions
An overly sarcastic, under achieving hippie. Sometimes found in the backwoods smoking backwoods, Mackayla is the epitome of just ok. She loves to make fun of those under her, even when she has to look up to do so. Subtle reminders of your flaws keeps you honest with her. She attacks from behind her copious sweaters, always exuding undeserved superiority. Heed the sound of a soft innocent voice, this means she needs something and will stop at nothing to get it. She knows how to play anyone like an instrument, just pray she doesn't lock on to you. But despite all that, you can't get enough of her and you wouldn't trade her for anything.
by MatthewBHShort December 24, 2019
Get the Mackaylamug.