One of them ther' gopher-dogs

The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.

Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"

by Matthew Ryan Jenkins Esquire September 28, 2003

bitchwise

A term used to define an activity involving women. (bitches).

Someone once said,"Man, I have a lunch date tomorrow with a girl."
To which someone else replied, "Bitchwise, I don't like doing anything during the day. Hoes are less likely to put out then."

by Matthew Ryan Jenkins Esquire April 15, 2006