Definitions by Matthew Reynolds
The National
Noun~ An 18 hole public golf course in Austin, Texas that has connetions with storied Professionals such as Ben Hogan, Ben Crenshaw and Tom Kite. Sometime's refered to as "Muny" by the locals, it is the home course of "The AssClowns" or "Clowns" a small band of big mouthed, boozing, betting, South Austin stalwarts who will no doubt take a time at The National over one offerd at a nearby Country Club.
The National by Matthew Reynolds November 15, 2006