Matthew Parmesan's definitions

Jaboobs

n (proper, normally):The male that lives across from you and always comes into your room. They generally are bigger than you, have a tendency to look you in the eye, and oftentimes wake you up when they are heavily under the influence of alcohol.
See: Japubes

Jaboobs totally sucks at darts!
I was asleep and Jaboobs came in here and totally woke me up 'cause he was schwasted!
That guy that lives across the hall is totally Jaboobs!

by Matthew Parmesan April 23, 2006