Definitions by Matthew Glick

Willy Wonka 

Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)

Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.

Willy Wonka by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007

Plasterfaced 

Real fucking drunk
A combination of plastered and shit faced.

John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.

Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.

Plasterfaced by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006