Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)
by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007
John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.
Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.
Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.
by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006