Mattacious's definitions

The Hershey Kiss

A sexual act where a woman that has anal prolapse (where the anus is partially on the exterior of the body due to excessive anal sex), does not wipe after defecating, and "kisses" her partner on the lips with her puckered anus.

My girlfriend told me to close my eyes because she wanted to give me "The Hershey Kiss" for Valentine's Day. I was grossly mistaken when I tasted shit instead of chocolate.

by Mattacious June 9, 2009