Definitions by MattMan the incredible

Wheel Finger 

the act of flipping someone off while still keeping a firm grip on the steering wheel. the wheel finger is used often as a married woman's go to move. This action will typically result in laughter by the receiver

haha wow, i dont think she likes your driving, shes giving us the wheel finger

Wheel Finger by MattMan the incredible January 30, 2010

pornk

pork that has been cooked to sexually arrousing perfection.

chef 1: dude that pork tenderloin today was the work of a genius. definitely pornk level

chef 2: oh, for sure man, i swined all over myself

pornk by Mattman the Incredible October 27, 2009