fiend

(verb) To scrounge desired items by any means necessary.
(noun) A person who implements the verb form of fiend.

Mike: Dude, its cashed.
Fiendy McFiend: Fuck you, there's at least two more hits in that!

Mike: Ew dude, stop fiending the morsels of my bread crust.

Mike: Holy shit, that guy rounded up like twenty asians to fiend the answers for that math test.

by MattDC December 28, 2005

sleep gripnea

1. The sensation, after having just awoken, of having incredibly weak grip

I was fighting my girlfriend for the covers, but I couldn't hold on because of my sleep gripnea, and she won.

by mattdc January 10, 2014