Definitions by Matt in the Hat

vive le singe 

Literally meaning "long live the monkey" in french. But, it's oh so much more. This is the phrase that will revolutionise the face of the planet.
Better start saying it before everybody else does, so then you can be hardcore.

You : VIVE LE SINGE
Him : VIVE LE SINGE

vive le singe by Matt in The Hat April 2, 2004

cock mangler 

A person with a mouthful of braces attempting to have a mouthful of cock.

"That little bitch, if she just didn't have braces i'd still have my foreskin, that cock mangler."

cock mangler by matt in the hat October 22, 2003

Flav 

Slang for crack cocaine.

Customer: "What you pushin?"
Dealer: "I got Flav, 20's and 40's, what you need?"

Flav by Matt in the Hat October 21, 2003

Fen Men

A Boston area slang refering to the homosexual men that walk through the tall protective reeds of boston's Fenway area looking for a man to fuck.

We must leave this area promptly, the sun just set and the Fen Men are soon to arrive, i don't want intestinal damage.

Fen Men by Matt in the Hat October 21, 2003