Matt Whalley's definitions

gwatch

Crude term for the female genitalia.
Can also be used as an insulting phrase.

She has a great fat stinking gwatch!

or

You are a gwatch!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003

twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003