firtling

The act of making love to a hole cut out of a picture or photograph.

Marc eagerly snipped away a hole in the mouth of the picture of J-Lo. His firtling pleasure only a few snips away.

by Matt Whalley August 27, 2003

twatflaps

The kebab-meat flaps of the female hairy axe-wound. Can be used in the singular sense as an insult.

Cor! Look at her twatflaps! You could park a bleedin' Lada Estate in those you could!

Oi, Paul - you're a fuckin' twatflap mate!

by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003