Jap that Church

To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.

Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"

Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."

by Matt Evening November 26, 2007

Palace

In a public washroom when you are taking a shit and you begin a conversation with the person in the stall next to you.

Slightly Gay Friend: Wanna palace?

You: Hell ya

Slightly Gay Friend: So what's your favorite movie? (whilst palacing)

by Matt Evening April 24, 2009