Definitions by Matt Evening

The God of frozen beverages 

A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.

I went down to starbucks and picked up The god of frozen beverages, I had bitches hanging off me all day after that

The God of frozen beverages by Matt Evening March 23, 2007

JISA 

stands for Jewish Italian Soccer Assosiation. A rewnowned soccer team in the west end ghetto of ottawa ontario. The team was made entirely of Jews of italian orient except the goalie was asian.

We played team JISA today. Holy shit ma brotha we got owned

JISA by Matt Evening March 23, 2007