Definitions by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki

King Tut Special 

A sexual act in which one forciably inserts jagged grains of sand into the urtethra of their partner, preferably with the aid of a straw or ballpoint pain.

Last night at Sven's I got a brutal King Tut Special.

King Tut Special by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki July 28, 2008

Chardonanus 

The act of sitting on a bottle of wine and contracting the sphincter around the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

Chardonanus by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki April 13, 2006