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An irrational, bug-eyed liberal congresswoman whose IQ rivals that of the mildly retarded. Pelosi is frequently seen on TV jabbering non-sensically with a dazed expression on her face.
Nancy Pelosi has the intellectual capacity of a potted plant.
by Mathias Fartnokker August 24, 2006

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A liberal who learned to his chagrin nearly 40 years ago that the 1968 Oldsmobile was, unfortunately, not an amphibious vehicle.
Ted Kennedy has the intellectual capacity of a dirt clod.
by Mathias Fartnokker August 11, 2006

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