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Essex is a unique and special place in the south east of England!
It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!
It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!
Stephanie: I just need one more hour to finish fake tanning and then someone will need to help me get my boobs in my dress because they are massive!
Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!
Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!
Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!
Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!
by Mate yer... July 30, 2009
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