Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

A new word for people who misunderstand another person's point of view and proceed to debate that misunderstanding as if it were the real point of view.

Example:

Person 1: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Person 2: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by Masturdebator the II March 31, 2011