Masturbate Furiously's definitions
Findle comes from the root words 'fondle' and 'bindle'. A bindle can mean a sack or small package. And fondle means to rub someone's 'no-nos'. Thus the word 'findle' enters the lexicon to mean: When someone secretly rubs their package on another person, specifically their 'no-nos'.
Bro, I forgot to wear underwear to work yesterday and we had this party of 175 sorority girls pack the place out. I findled like 30 of'em, bro!
by Masturbate Furiously September 26, 2011
Get the Findlemug. A chiseled, square, jaw-structure on a woman. This is often known to lead to the rejection of cock and and the diving of muffs. The squareness of the jaw is thought to have evolved naturally to aid in long sessions resting on a female taint.
Dude, I don't care how hot you think Lisa is, she's got mad lesbian jaw. You better hit that before she goes to college while you still can.
by Masturbate Furiously September 13, 2011
Get the lesbian jawmug.