Definitions by Master Patrick Claire Thompson

chavs 

Chavs in short are utter cunts with lack of self respect.

I'm chav dan safe blud.

Respect to all de rest of da chavs massiveeee

chavs by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 4, 2006

alternative 

A label that includes Goth, Greebo, Skaters, Fetishtic wearers, Emos, Scenesters and the like

I feel really alternative today.

alternative by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 4, 2006