Definitions by Master Masturbate

masturbate 

The way men who are doomed to be virgins forever pleasure themselves. The best way to do it is to use the forehand technique. Trust me, I know. Seriously though, if you can reach an orgasm, you are a true man. SO go try it, do it in front of your mother, your father if you're gay. Which i'm not. So i never did it in front of my father. Trust me.

Dude, while i had an orgy last night with 69 girls, you and your dad masturbated and 69'd. own3d.

masturbate by Master Masturbate June 16, 2005