1 definition by Master Ian

Pedophile whose real age is 48 but changes it nearly every week. Now claiming to be 16 or so. When losing a fight always has his "mother" come onto his MSN to condem people to hell etc. and tell them they don't believe in God, and demands you use the word fish instead of a "naughty" word.

And once he goes into teh real world from being home school he fucked.

This bastard uses emails such as:
anakin@jknar.com
anakin_skywalker9012@hotmail.com
Myself: "Dan you hear about Anakin"
Dan: "What now"
Self: "I said heck and now he demands I say fish"
Dan: "Poor soul... Homeschooling by his mother has ruined that child"
by Master Ian November 11, 2005
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