Definitions by Master Gee

neopets 

A game on the internet, which is so "fun" that you can count potatoes, that nerds and those with little or no lives are drawn to, and never ever return.

"Why the hell are you playing neopets?"
"Its fun try it!"
"No way, I don't do drugs."
"Why not?"
"Neveeeeeeeeeer!"

neopets by Master Gee May 19, 2004

lawn gnome 

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.

Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.

lawn gnome by Master Gee May 17, 2004