Definitions by Masked Avenger Dude

Captain Kirk 

Masturbate.

Rhyming slang: jerk (off)

Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Uhura, Jadzia Dax and Councellor Troi all make me want to sneak off to the holodeck and have a quick Captain kirk.

Captain Kirk by Masked Avenger Dude June 20, 2010