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Abingdon

A small town in southwest Virginia that reminds you of that girl in your math class who is very pretty and sweet, but doesn't have much to offer beyond that. Young people in Abingdon learn to entertain themselves, because the alternative is just too terrible. Popular activities include recreational drug use and blowing up things they find at the grocery store with fireworks.
I'm from Abingdon. Of course I know what a tilapia with a roman candle in it looks like.
by maryla September 30, 2007
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