Definitions by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian
Reddit Moment
1) A term that initially had positive connotations but then became derogatory, and now it is mainly used ironically and vaguely in the same way as 'cringe' is.
2) Specifically refers to the idiocy of the Reddit hivemind. Whenever a horde of redditors attack someone because they like minecraft, that's when you'll know a reddit moment happened. The term is meant to be used by someone viewing the thread from outside (e.g. someone linking the thread from a discord GC).
2) Specifically refers to the idiocy of the Reddit hivemind. Whenever a horde of redditors attack someone because they like minecraft, that's when you'll know a reddit moment happened. The term is meant to be used by someone viewing the thread from outside (e.g. someone linking the thread from a discord GC).
Example 1a: You watch vtubers? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 1b: You actually read through the entire terms of agreement? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 2: Getting downvoted because you expressed an opinion that goes against the majority's opinion of a subreddit is a reddit moment.
Example 1b: You actually read through the entire terms of agreement? That's a reddit moment tbh
Example 2: Getting downvoted because you expressed an opinion that goes against the majority's opinion of a subreddit is a reddit moment.
Reddit Moment by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021
fuckship
Basically just another term for friends with benefits, where the relationship only consists of fucking and nothing else.
fuckship by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 21, 2021
Simulcast
Back when people watched television with a digital cable box, you might've noticed that two or more channels broadcast the same exact thing. They might not all be in sync though, and the 'carbon copies' are often worse in quality. This is strictly known as simulcasting.
When I was a kid, I used to find it mildly intriguing that channels 26, 232, 234, and 556 all broadcasted the exact same content. Didn't know these were called simulcasts until now.
Simulcast by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 19, 2021
Integrity
A very socially desirable trait to have, especially on the internet or in a ghetto. However, the importance of integrity is often way too overemphasized in places such as an elementary school. It would be great if elementary school principles could stop over-preaching the importance of integrity because no kid really gives a shit until around high school. How about upholding some other equally desirable values such as conscientiousness or impartiality.
Literally every elementary/middle school principle during an assembly: I N T E G R I T Y
Me: Integrity deez nuts!!! gOtEm
Me: Integrity deez nuts!!! gOtEm
Integrity by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 16, 2021
fact-checker
Fact-checkers are websites (run by an organization) that checks for the validity of rumors and widespread claims of a certain matter. For example, fact-checkers often debunk the claims of certain political moguls. Without fact-checkers, the internet would be a chaotic place of misinformation.
After hearing rumors that INSERT CELEBRITY HERE's death was a suicide, I went to a fact-checker website and found that this was not at all true.
fact-checker by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021
okay but
1) A really stupid phrase affixed to the start of any sentence that Gen Z people like to say nowadays. In normal English, one would typically start with "okay but..." as a response towards someone that they disagree with (e.g. okay but that doesn't mean... etc). However, as a conversation starter it makes absolutely no fucking sense. Anyone who uses "okay but" in this manner will suffer from brain cell loss.
2) A lazy indifferent response to convey that you disagree with someone. Used when you're too lazy to refute their point, or if they were trolling or being goofy to start with. Similar to the phrase "Ok and?"
2) A lazy indifferent response to convey that you disagree with someone. Used when you're too lazy to refute their point, or if they were trolling or being goofy to start with. Similar to the phrase "Ok and?"
1)
The class: *dead silence*
Girl: okay but can I go to the washroom please?
Math teacher: ...yes my dear? I'm confused as to why you said "okay but" though, as if you were responding to something I said.
Girl: *leaps out of chair* HEHE bladder go brrrrrr!!!
Math teacher: Um. ok then. Back to class I suppose...
2)
User 1: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
User 2: okay but
User 1: The emoji movie is one of the best animations
User 2: okay but
The class: *dead silence*
Girl: okay but can I go to the washroom please?
Math teacher: ...yes my dear? I'm confused as to why you said "okay but" though, as if you were responding to something I said.
Girl: *leaps out of chair* HEHE bladder go brrrrrr!!!
Math teacher: Um. ok then. Back to class I suppose...
2)
User 1: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
User 2: okay but
User 1: The emoji movie is one of the best animations
User 2: okay but
okay but by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021
Ok and
The most superior comeback. Can be used effectively against any other comeback, even the immortal "no u".
Dude 1: Ur mum gay
Dude 2: Ok and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*
Dude 3: That's pretty lame bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Ok and?
Dude 4: ...
Dude 2: Ok and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*
Dude 3: That's pretty lame bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Ok and?
Dude 4: ...
Ok and by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021