wooden wally wally

A tree limb or a portion of a tree limb that looks rather like a dick and balls.
Scotty pulled out his wooden wally wally out of his back pocket and hit David up side his head.
by Marvel Xavier November 21, 2006
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damn otis

Damn otis, did you see the size of that guy.
by Marvel Xavier November 21, 2006
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