Martin the mole rat's definitions
1: Small, underground dwelling mammal. Has hardly any fur and. Pretty awesome really.
2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
2: Another name for a penis because of the remarkable resemblance the mole rat holds to a shrivled, old, un-circumcised penis.
If your penis looks EXACTLY the same as a mole rat, you should probably have the teeth removed before attempting sexual contact with your partner.
by Martin the mole rat February 4, 2009
Get the Mole Ratmug.