Martin Judas Carter's definitions

bagpiping

stimulation of the penis to climax by using the armpit of your lover.

Lets try bagpiping because you have the painters in.

by Martin Judas Carter January 20, 2003

scurrying

The use of a small furry rodent to stimulate the anus.

Would you like to try scurrying the gerbil before he dies.

by Martin Judas Carter January 20, 2003

camel toe syndrome

Display of the shape of the labia through overly tight trousers. Said to resemble the foot of a camel

That girl is cameltoeing so bad, you can practically see her thatch.

by Martin Judas Carter January 24, 2003