Martha Darley's definitions
Overrated football coach. Paid $4 million per year by Univ. of Alabama (a backwoods third rate intellectual backwater/vocational school whose rabid fans pathetically live their tragic lives vicariously though an inept has been football team).
Lies out his ass, wouldn't know integrity or honesty if it slapped him in his head. Has a mean bouffant which he adores and spends inordinate amounts of time tending. Is from some holler in West Virginia originally.
Lies out his ass, wouldn't know integrity or honesty if it slapped him in his head. Has a mean bouffant which he adores and spends inordinate amounts of time tending. Is from some holler in West Virginia originally.
We got us a goooooooooooooooooooood footbawl coach now! Nick Saban gone win us the national champion chip this year! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tah. ROW! Ramma Jamma Belly Hamma! That's whut Ahm tawkin about!
by Martha Darley October 9, 2007
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