Marten Fisher's definitions

SESTeD

An acronym used to describe the philosophy and/or action of

S aving
E ndangered
S pieces
T hrough
e
D omestication

The SESTeD system only applies to wild animals deemed to be suitable for domestication as pets. Licensed breeders are allowed to have "whole" animals, the general public are only allowed to have neutered/spayed animals.

Please promote the SESTeD system in your State.

by Marten Fisher December 9, 2006

psychotherapist

A specialized psychologist.

My psychotherapist is SO BEAUTIFUL, I wish she would turn into PSYCHO-THE-RAPIST during my appointments. But, NO, she has some kind of professional ethics or something!

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

fisher

A much larger version of the Marten or Sable. This animal belongs to the weasel family, and, as such, is related to ferrets, minks, otters and wolverines. It eats squirrels, rabbits, porcupines (a favorite) and even its smaller cousin, the Marten. Have been known to kill bobcats and lynx.

Then fisher, like the badger and the wolverine, is one BADASS animal. They kill porcupines by grabbing them by the nose and flipping them over onto their back. Then they slice open their stomachs and EAT!

by Marten Fisher July 26, 2006