Definitions by Marquito del Muerte

Portuguese Tapdance

To stomp on the head of a prone oponent (or anybody, for that matter)

That guy is crazy! He knocked this guy out, then walked over and did the portuguese tapdance on him! His face was MUSH!

Portuguese Tapdance by Marquito del Muerte October 14, 2011

The Polish Diplomat 

A Claw Hammer

Some fool cut me off in my car. Lucky for me I was prepared, so I brought out the Polish Diplomat and showed that fool what time it was!

The Polish Diplomat by Marquito del Muerte September 29, 2011

Venezuelan fist fight 

A gun fight, usually with hand guns

Yeah, these 4 guys tried it on with me, so I whipped out my 9 and made that shit a Venezuelan fist fight

Venezuelan fist fight by Marquito del Muerte August 22, 2011