Definitions by Mark Tonge

Doing a Woody

Doing a Woody is when you defecate in a countryside or garden environment. Often in a Costa cup or an old bread bag .

James is doing a Woody ’ on peg five at Cygnet

Doing a Woody by Mark Tonge June 25, 2026

Chilvered 

An old saying used frequently in Hull when a fish Filleter made it to third base with one of the local Pattie slappers.

“I can’t believe Lorraine got Chilvered by Paul last night !”

Chilvered by Mark Tonge January 6, 2021