Definitions by Mark Martwat Jr.

kiss of poseidon

When your pooping and the water splashes up and kisses your chili ring

I got a kiss of Poseidon this morning when I fired up the old log splitter.

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A co-worker who loves the taste of boss cock.

Skinny Mike sure does love the taste of boss cock, he's the biggest chowder hound I know....

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