Mark Loudweed's definitions
The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!
Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025
Get the French Carpentermug.