japanese torpedo

A strange and extremely difficult sex move. It is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platform in the bedroom, screaming “BANZAI!” and jumping off in an attempt to jam the male member into any available orifice.
Tony: I got my bitch with the japanese torpedo!
Adam: Bet she never knew what hit her.
by Mark Barker May 22, 2006
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unexpected thermal event

Press 5 had an unexpected thermal event
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.
by Mark Barker June 24, 2021
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The Evaporator

When you let a fart that is so wet, stanky, and nasty that you swear to god you just shit yourself, but when you check your drawers, there is no shit to be found. Must have evaporated
Adam: FAAAARRRRTTTTT

Mo: Goddamn, dude, you better hope that was the evaporator, otherwise you just ruined a set of drawers.
by Mark Barker October 28, 2014
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