Definitions by Marius Adamescu

Hau Mau

Feces, especially when you have eaten a considerable amount of food the day prior and you take a massive dump.

I shouldn't have eaten all of that indian food yesterday, this hau mau will not stop coming out of me.

Romanian slang term meaning a massive dump

Andrei we shouldn't have eaten those giant burritos yesterday. Stay clear of the toilette, I clogged it with a giant hau mau.