Definitions by Mariah Scary

So Jesus 

A little-known person/object/trend you've discovered before it's caught on, but that you know will become popular and mainstream way after the fact.

(i.e. How Jesus only had a following of a few people, and then modern Christianity became trendy and caught on way later.)

"Did you see Seth Rogen on Freaks & Geeks?"
"He's so Jesus, his fame will explode in a few years."

So Jesus by Mariah Scary April 5, 2008