Definitions by Margery Stewart Baxter

coming up short

A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.

* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand

Me: coming up SHORT

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a small ball of brown; less than a normal stinker quantity

"Hey marg, you weren't in the bathroom very long. I thought you had to take a shit?"

"No, it was just a minidump."

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