Definitions by Marcus Ripley

assburger 

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.

assburger by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009

book 

Synonymous with "cool." Used only by really hip people between the ages of 18-25.

You look so book with that backpack.

book by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009