2 definitions by Marcus Ripley

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.
I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.
by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009
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Synonymous with "cool." Used only by really hip people between the ages of 18-25.
by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009
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