10 definitions by Marco Porno

Ghost wipe

When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.

I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!

by Marco Porno September 4, 2019

mandangle

The state of a penis, when flacid, hangs as low or lower than the testicles.

"Dude! I saw "Watchmen" and the glowing blue guy had a full on mandangle going on!"

by Marco Porno August 16, 2009

Creamy Uppercut

When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.

After Fred gave Wilma a Creamy Uppercut her jaw, and self esteem, hurt for a long time.

by Marco Porno July 5, 2015