Big Wizz

An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.

"look at that spod in the paintball shop, he's a right Big Wizz"

by Marc Parc May 14, 2005

jub jub

An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.

Look at those people queueing up to play paintball, they're a right bunch of jub jubs.

by Marc Parc May 14, 2005