Wanked Out

Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"

by Manx bloke November 05, 2006

Gold Digger

A woman who dates or marries a man just to get her grubby little hands on his money.

Gold Digger: "Hello Mr McCartney, my name's Heather Mills."

by Manx bloke November 05, 2006

Jesus

Probably was a really top bloke who lived 2000 years ago. On the level, talked sense, encouraged everyone just to get along with each other.
Murdered by the authorities who saw him as a threat.
Now worshipped as the son of God.
Closest modern day comparisons would be John Lennon or Martin Luther King (both also murdered).

"Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman"

Shaun Ryder - 1995

by Manx Bloke July 13, 2007

Fellatio Nelson

Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).

We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I knew she was giving me the old Fellatio Nelson!

by Manx bloke September 03, 2006