Manuel Eagles's definitions

chimp clap

during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces

Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."

by Manuel Eagles December 28, 2011

Back Bollock

to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre

Jeff was getting into some trouble at the bar so i back bollocked the dude before it kicked off

by Manuel Eagles January 23, 2012