Definitions by Manifesto Oregano

Metric Bitchtit 

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.

Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.

Metric Bitchtit by Manifesto Oregano July 8, 2009

Biblical Velocity 

The speed at which a dysfunctional object is hit with a bible.

Hit that tube with more Biblical Velocity, bro.

Biblical Velocity by Manifesto Oregano May 15, 2009