Politicans, CEOS, and little gecko lizards.
Politician: I DID NOT sleep with that goat, nor am I a corrupt indivdual whatsoever. Ohhh, is that candy and a baby? Can I take it? Its sooo fun! You should try it!
What your parents were when they could fit into tight bellbottoms and tie-die shirts.
Kid: Mom, why does it look like your a rainbow in this picture?
Mom: *grabs book* That, Billy, is a hippie.
Kid: My freind Jake says that all hippies are dirty, pot smoking whorebags, but I don't think so.
Mom:...You go tell Jake that his mom was one.
