Definitions by Mangalhaço

Maury Marathon 

When a woman goes on the Maury Povich show to see if a candidate is the father of her child or not. If it's revealed he's not the father, a marathon ensues where she tries to outrun the cameraman

You saw how much that bitch ran? She did the Maury Marathon!

Maury Marathon by Mangalhaço March 16, 2022