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Joey

A man who eats everything he finds. Currently weighs close to 2500 pounds after going on a diet. Was adopted by God Zilla at the age of six and is said to be blamed for the sudden disappearance of King Kong after the early 2000's. Last known whereabouts were in a federal penitentiary that he was working furiously to eat his way out.

Guard: "Joey has almost eaten his way out!"
Warden: "Rebuild the wall, quickly! But make sure that he doesn't eat the construction workers too""

by Man who lost his keys March 26, 2010