Definitions by Malort Man

Malörtion

The act of consuming bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I have to go out to the bars tonight and get a Malörtion.

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To attempt to consume strong and bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I’m gonna have to go out tonight and get a malörtion.

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