1 definition by Mallow Ardizzle 💚💛🎀

Ardi

crazy guy with a massive schlong who gets all the BITCHES - he slept with everyone you know *insert moaning noise*
EVEN the men
even the kids
Your dog is not safe

oh shit is that ardi? take the bitches and the kids and run - leave the men if you have to.

by Mallow Ardizzle 💚💛🎀 March 8, 2022