Definitions by Malcolm Nicoll

Butt Hook 

Butt hook: A complete jerk. A highly unpleasant person. A real bastard.

" He not only ate all our food, he refused to pay for it. What a butt hook!"

Butt Hook by Malcolm Nicoll April 17, 2006

Butt trumpet 

A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.

"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."

Butt trumpet by Malcolm Nicoll April 17, 2006