2 definitions by Malcolm Nicoll

A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.
"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."
by Malcolm Nicoll March 19, 2006
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Butt hook: A complete jerk. A highly unpleasant person. A real bastard.
" He not only ate all our food, he refused to pay for it. What a butt hook!"
by Malcolm Nicoll March 19, 2006
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